Me: “Call Mary Brett”
Siri: “Ok, I will start referring to you as the reaper. OK?”
Me: “No dumb ass. Cancel.”
Siri: “Cancelled”
Seriously?
Actually, the more I thought about it, the more I realized reaper was appropriate because I might kill Siri.
spooningwithsmokey
Saying things outloud, other people are thinking
spooningwithsmokey 
I was trying look get weather for our trip and I asked for the weather in Jamaica and she would just post Midlothian, over and over.